THIS GAME WILL BREAK YOU

This game is BETTER than heroin it hooks you twice as fast and will ruin your life but it is so worth it I was an aspiring CEO until this game came into my life and I began to slowly slip into an addiction fueled life and I started to lose everything I cared about first to go was my job then my smoking hot wife left me for that piece of trash frank up the street and she won the custody battle because I was at home playing this game and then I lost my house because I had no job so I had to sleep on my car a 1991 bronco which I paid off luckily so I started off to a trailer park to sleep when I got the urge to play and grabbed my phone and then slammed into oncoming traffic and am now writing this review in the hospital

Sir leronzo about Flappy Golf, v1.7